Nikki, I fucking love you forever and ever. I think it’s delicious that you smell like herbal essences shampoo and conditioner. And I just wanna eat you all up when you point your little ears up like that for a good 10 minutes, listening as hard as you can at what’s going on outside this shit house. And your snout. I’ll kiss it until the day I’m old and wrinkly.

Oh yeah! And I love calling you cornchip. I should have named you that but..you already look like a Nikki to me. :)