facebook won’t get better, and people will only get even more stupid with age. this one over here is trying as hard as she can to be anorexic, shows it off to the world, and receives approval and praise. and that one over there keeps talking about “fuck da rest iimma do me from now on” every. single. day.

then we have the people that find the need to state the obvious every waking sad second of their miserable lives. e.g. -

• “OMAGAH 1ST DAY OF SPRINGZ” 
• “this weather. nuff said.”
• “ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY lolololol”
• “shut up about rebecca black! I know it’s friday!” (you’re adding on to the hype, darling)
• “it’s raining”

then you get the paragraph long statuses about a person’s life:

“just woke up 10 minutes ago to ma baby Alex* deadass this niqqa was sleepin but soon as ma mom walk in he pokes his head up and goes with her lmfaooo ~~~. Had so much fun wid da bestiie last niqht :* luv u boo. what to do today hmmm. omqee and last niight i try to sleep on ma left side lmfaoooo not workinq, ma new tat iz still heeling ya know?”

I just… what else but stare at my laptop’s screen with a dazed face can I do? besides maybe egging half these people at their high school graduation this june? yeah most likely.